
The views expressed on this blog are entirely my own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of my employers, family or friends. And yes, I am Helen Arney’s sister – here’s her website.
Want to get in touch? Email me: katarney@hotmail.com
Dr Kat Arney holds a degree in natural sciences and a PhD in developmental biology (with Professor Azim Surabni) from Cambridge University, followed by a post-doc with Professor Mandy Fisher at Imperial College, London.
For her day-job she’s a professional science communicator, spokesperson and blogger for Cancer Research UK. She was production consultant on the documentary “The Enemy Within – 50 years of fighting cancer”, presented by Vivienne Parry OBE, who is an absolute blast to work with.
In her spare time she’s a freelance writer and broadcaster, appearing on the highly successful Naked Scientists for the past decade and producing & presenting the monthly Naked Genetics podcast.
She’s also presented two BBC Radio 4 documentaries – Fighting the Power of Pink and Whatever Happened to the Chemistry Set - and is definitely not the female Brian Cox, despite what the internet says. Maybe more like the Nigella of science… She is also one of the “Top 10 Brits who make science sexy”, according to BBC America, though goodness knows where they got that photo.
In her other life, Kat is usually found playing with eclectic Steampunk/Bollywood outfit Sunday Driver and future pop/electronica act Talk In Colour (formerly The Shadow Orchestra), but freely admits to being a complete musical whore who will go with anyone – email me for session work!
She is also Director of Shipping and Biscuits at Bakul Bagan Records, and producer and co-presenter of the Shady Ladies music podcast, alongside Mary Erskine from Talk In Colour.
Kat has been making music since before she was tall enough to reach the piano keys. Now still not tall enough to reach the keys, she plays harp, clarinet, bass clarinet, spoons and more or less anything else she can get her hands on. As a harpist, she trained with World Harp Festival winner Alison Nicholls.
Kat is available for weddings, funerals, Bar Mitzvahs and corporate functions. View her current repertoire with audio clips.
She’s also played:
- With Revere supporting kora legend Toumani Diabate on his recent UK tour
- Alice Coltrane-inspired harp with awesome Ethio-jazz legend Mulatu Astatke and the Heliocentrics
- Crazy ethno-jazz with the legendary Lloyd Miller
- Orchestral comedy madness (including accompanying Jarvis Cocker and JimBob from Carter USM) with the Mystery Fax Machine Orchestra
- Fantastical adventures with the Age of Not Believing Orchestra
- Festive harp for Helen Arney’s It’s Going to be an Awkward Christmas, Darling
- Lush electronica with Digitonal
- Postfunk threestep stuff with Bussetti
- Dramatic cabaret punk’n'roll with Kat Vipers, performing with her as part of The Cool Kats duo
- Drum’n'bass clarinet with MoeFoe
- Sweeping soundscapes with The Beaufort Scale
- On “Love from London” by Renu
- In a Radio 1Xtra session in Maida Vale with funkster Aaron Jerome
- On the album “6 Day Riot Have a Plan” for alt-folksters 6 Day Riot
- On the album “What a woman shouldn’t do” by Julie McKee
- On a recording of new work “Fallen to Dust” for composer David Braid
- A plethora of arpeggios for the delightful Laura Kidd a.k.a. She Makes War
- Twinkly bits for Me For Queen
- Harp-hop with Kingdom of Meerkats, featuring members of Belleruche
- Gypsy jazz with the short-lived but excellent Ultrafox (featuring members of Chrome Hoof and Razorlight, no less!)
- As resident harpist at the Spitz Bistro in East London for several years until its closure at the hands of evil property developers
- As half of Polkadots and Moonbeams – a jazz clarinet and guitar duo with Ricky Fabulous – who were resident at the Snooty Fox in Canonbury for more than 5 years.
- A whole bunch of weddings and corporate functions as a solo harpist. She charges £20 extra for Pachelbel’s Canon
Kat doesn’t do orchestral stuff, because she got fed up of counting 187 bars of rest only to miss the cue for the big glissando.
Kat occasionally does a bit of standup comedy, appearing as her alter-ego Kate Marchant. She is also an avid knitter and cake baker and her hobby is staying awake for extended periods of time.
Personal motto: Live fast, die tired.



Kat, you’re such a versatile lady! I follow The Naked Scientists podcast, and now I see you play the harp and other instruments, like knitting and baking and a long “etcetera”. Well done and have fun!
Thank you!
can we work together on some zeena parkins esque stuff? this is duly fascinating
my stuff is here last.fm/music/pi.o.tr
and my email is piotrmain@gmail.com
I’l check your stuff out at the weekend – am up to my neck in work right now :-/
Hey Kat,
Just doing a bit of background reading on you. It’s NOT spying. Just thought you should know that you’ve got a double on Sunday Driver
“Cambridge-based eclectic acoustic/Indian outift Sunday Driver Sunday Driver ” I know one is a link but you could probably lose one. Unless of course you’re after key word meta text richness, inwhich case me typing Sunday Driver four times in this post is probably quite helpful.
Feargy
http://anactorslife.wordpress.com
You’re eagle-eyed! well spotted, thanks
Wormwood Scrubs prison?
That’s a good name. I was at Bridgewater in ’02, better than The Titticut Follies, but I was still tortured.
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Back when you gained some renown from observing the Indy’s laziness I like many others visited here, saw your picture, and was struck by that feeling of being reminded of someone but couldn’t quite put your finger on who precisely it is. It was a bit peeving to tell the truth.
At last today I realized that you resemble somewhat an English teacher I had in secondary school. She was rather a left-wing sort, but a capable tutor who introduced me to ambient house music such as The Orb while condemning the decidedly non-hippy R&B/pop most were partial to.
Much as people discuss over TV and film resemblances to people, so I have on this humble ‘about’ page. I used to play violin, I also had a brilliant collection by a guitarist who played many of his shorter lute solos. The Liverpool Phil has been barren of anything worth seeing this summer that’s de facto ‘classical’ rather than subpar theatrics, semi-famous comedy, or (oh no) contemporary composer tosh that lacks warmth.
I see you do contemporary work. I’d would enjoy being convinced that those compositions aren’t all abstract, pedestrian, unmemorable, meritless, mediocre works inferior to stuff that predates Stravinsky. So that’s it: I apologize for harping on. Haaa ha haa…sorry.
Pete, editor at Dirty Garnet.
Wow, another cooking, musically involved, scientist? What are the chances? And I’ve been getting into sewing lately…okay its not knitting, but its not far off.
Anyway, great blog.
Thank you! Glad you’ve been enjoying it
Hi, regarding the colour pink first. Google “monarch programming” + pink
Don’t retreat, advance. I once wrote an article for John Jenkins on Cancer which I can find for you if you like. He said offer it to the Readers Digest. They check every fact and too much was other people’s opinion, but you should read it.
Philip Day I have seen twice in action (I went with a hypnotherapist girlfriend. I I prefer Derren Brown. Or Ian Rowland, a mentalist. With respect to Monarch Programming add any word of concern to those two
and you will probably find more opinion than fact. It needs an analytical mind. I wrote up my 5 week p/t reasearch on my website in 2003
(see the Subject Index, A for Alice in Wonderland)…I know, I was a Chartered Librarian! I let it rest and now the situation has reached in my opinion a tipping point. Pink is a theme( in the NLP sense) , apparently, being actively
influential to a Monarch programmed individual’s ambient circumstances ..the number presumably increasing pro rata with such motif manifestations, indexed, like the colour pink, in so many websites feeding off each other on this subject, sadly. ( I used t0 study Folk-lore p/t at UCL)
You ask what is the evidence? I ask, not what, but where is the evidence.
Read the Alice trilogy and the corrections etc after publication. I stand by my
take on the evidence, but things have moved on, and PINK is part of the
world being used with a raft of other appearances top anchor the world we live in to the world other people seem determined to populate with our
attention. Tim Baber
Hi I am fascinated by knowledge! My I.Q. was tested a few years ago and it was very high! Though I don’t agree with evolution, I still find you very intriguing and I must applaud your work in cancer research!!!I have a fascination for SYNCHRONICITY!!! It ocurrs quite often in my life! I would love to discuss some of my experiences with you!!! I think YOU would find them very interesting,maybe even perplexing!
>My I.Q. was tested a few years ago and it was very high! Though I don’t agree with evolution
I would be interested to know how you have used your “very high” IQ to arrive at this conclusion, as it suggests to me that although your IQ may be high, your powers of logical reasoning are not.
Thanks very much for blocking me on Twitter Kat, for sending you a link about cancer research news.
Much appreciated.
M
I’m very sorry about that – I’ve been getting an awful lot of spam links lately. I was on my phone and there was no context around the link or explanation of what it was – a lot of the spam links just say “look at this” or “have you seen this”. Please remind me of your twitter name and I’ll unblock you.
PS – leaving a passive aggressive message on my blog without your contact details isn’t really helping rectify the situation.
Spectacular, carry on enjoying Kat and good luck with Cancer Research UK.
Hi Dr Kat,
One of your fans from the Naked Scientists podcast, from India.
Surprised to know that you are so much into music as well, multi talented lady indeed.
I just love your presentation, your voice, and your “hellloooooo” in the podcast. You and Dr Chris make my drive to the office, in this scenario ,
http://www.teluguwave.in/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/delhi-traffic.jpg ,
not just bearable, but enjoyable and enlightening as well.
P.S. You are beautiful .
Thanks for your kinds words – glad you enjoy the show!
K
haha, i just stumbled accros you by accident, hope all is well, Andy (hoof)
Hi Andy! Good to hear from you
Mind. Blown. I would never in a million years have worked out that you and Helen Arney are sisters. Mostly because you look really different. So far, I’ve seen her twice in Edinburgh and once (unintentionally) at a cinema gig in Ravenscourt Park. Yourself I saw at that amazing Abney Park gig and danced to all the songs, even the ones which aren’t really for dancing to, (I enjoyed the waltz) and am looking forwards very much to the Sunday Driver party release and have my tickets already.
My next cunning plan is to work out some way to get a collaboration going between Sunday Driver and the Bhangra/Bollywood/Kathak dance troupe I’m in. I like to keep it modest.
And with me, Kat Arney” Hellooooo!
Hi Kat,
Just discovered that you are a knitter! Are you on Ravelry? I’d love to knitting friend you
Cheers,
Sarah (kushami on Rav)
Hi Sarah,
I’m not on Ravelry – it sounds highly addictive and I can’t quite spare the time!
K
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